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Strange Laws of Rhode Island
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MathWhiz
2007-01-28 17:09:35 UTC
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In Rhode Island:
* Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic
is null and void.
* Exercising any labor, business, or work, or using any game,
sport, play, or recreation, or causing any of the above to be done to
or by your children, servants, or apprentices on the first day of the
week (Sunday) results in a penalty of $5 for the first offense and $10
for the second.
* In Providence, Rhode Island it is illegal to sell toothpaste and
a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday.
* In Newport, Rhode Island it is illegal to smoke from a pipe
after sunset.
* In Scituate, Rhode Island it is illegal to keep a flock of
chickens in your motorhome if you live in a trailer park.
* Impersonating a town sealer, auctioneer, corder of wood, or a
fence-viewer is against the law. Penalty: $20 to $100 fine.
* It is considered an offense to throw pickle juice on a trolley.
* It is illegal to challenge someone to a duel, or accept a duel,
even it it is never actually fought. Penalty: Imprisonment for one to
seven years.
* It is illegal to coast downhill in your car with your
transmission in neutral, or with the clutch disengaged.
* It is illegal to place a windmill within twenty-five (25) rods
of any traveled street or road.
* It's a misdemeanor to keep more than 11 inoperable vehicles in
front of a house.
* Professional sports, except ice polo and hockey, must obtain a
license to play games on Sunday.
* Providence There is not an appeals process for exemption of
property tax due to a disability or poverty. It is illegal to wear
transparent clothing. You may not sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to
the same customer on a Sunday.
* Riding a horse over any public highway for the purpose of
racing, or testing the speed of the horse is illegal. Penalty: Maximum
$20 fine and imprisonment for 10 days.
* This state still prohibits unmarried people from having sex
under any circumstances. However, if caught, the lovers are both fined
only 10 dollars
* West Warwick It is illegal to use water on even-numbered days
for the sole purpose of watering plants, gardens, or lawns. If you
break this law there is a fine of $25-$100.
boo piggy
2007-01-28 20:53:06 UTC
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thats mighty funny about the 11 inopererable vehicles
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* Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic
is null and void.
* Exercising any labor, business, or work, or using any game,
sport, play, or recreation, or causing any of the above to be done to
or by your children, servants, or apprentices on the first day of the
week (Sunday) results in a penalty of $5 for the first offense and $10
for the second.
* In Providence, Rhode Island it is illegal to sell toothpaste and
a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday.
* In Newport, Rhode Island it is illegal to smoke from a pipe
after sunset.
* In Scituate, Rhode Island it is illegal to keep a flock of
chickens in your motorhome if you live in a trailer park.
* Impersonating a town sealer, auctioneer, corder of wood, or a
fence-viewer is against the law. Penalty: $20 to $100 fine.
* It is considered an offense to throw pickle juice on a trolley.
* It is illegal to challenge someone to a duel, or accept a duel,
even it it is never actually fought. Penalty: Imprisonment for one to
seven years.
* It is illegal to coast downhill in your car with your
transmission in neutral, or with the clutch disengaged.
* It is illegal to place a windmill within twenty-five (25) rods
of any traveled street or road.
* It's a misdemeanor to keep more than 11 inoperable vehicles in
front of a house.
* Professional sports, except ice polo and hockey, must obtain a
license to play games on Sunday.
* Providence There is not an appeals process for exemption of
property tax due to a disability or poverty. It is illegal to wear
transparent clothing. You may not sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to
the same customer on a Sunday.
* Riding a horse over any public highway for the purpose of
racing, or testing the speed of the horse is illegal. Penalty: Maximum
$20 fine and imprisonment for 10 days.
* This state still prohibits unmarried people from having sex
under any circumstances. However, if caught, the lovers are both fined
only 10 dollars
* West Warwick It is illegal to use water on even-numbered days
for the sole purpose of watering plants, gardens, or lawns. If you
break this law there is a fine of $25-$100.
CB
2007-01-28 23:36:18 UTC
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Post by boo piggy
thats mighty funny about the 11 inopererable vehicles
But the owners probably want $500k for their house.
T
2007-01-29 23:47:56 UTC
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In article <Vravh.5869$***@newsfe23.lga>, Expy-AT-***@COX-SIGN-.NET
says...
Post by CB
Post by boo piggy
thats mighty funny about the 11 inopererable vehicles
But the owners probably want $500k for their house.
Yeah - the eleven cars are considered a work of art too.
n***@aim.com
2007-01-29 18:18:21 UTC
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payable to the victim.
Post by MathWhiz
* This state still prohibits unmarried people from having sex
under any circumstances. However, if caught, the lovers are both fined
only 10 dollars
n***@aim.com
2007-01-29 18:27:31 UTC
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* Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic
is null and void.
but the babies are not.
* In Providence, Rhode Island it is illegal to sell toothpaste and
a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday.
Violators can appeal to RIteCare, signing an affidavit that they in
fact have no natural teeth.
If the appeal is upheld, the violator will not be handed over for
crucifixion.
* In Newport, Rhode Island it is illegal to smoke from a pipe
after sunset.
Copper tubing is exempt.
* In Scituate, Rhode Island it is illegal to keep a flock of
chickens in your motorhome if you live in a trailer park.
Draft dodgers are legal.
* Impersonating a town sealer, auctioneer, corder of wood, or a
fence-viewer is against the law. Penalty: $20 to $100 fine.
Impersonating a cord of wood is a totally different matter. See the
marriage rule.
Edwin I
2007-02-04 06:16:12 UTC
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Post by MathWhiz
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* Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic
is null and void.
This is sensible because neither has the ability to enter into a contract!

As for marriage ... RI is a strict common law state, in that there is not
statute limiting what is a common law marriage as there is in many other
jurisdictions. Some states say living together for x amount of time as a
sexual couple creates a common law marriage. This is not so in RI. A common
law marriage in RI remains the same as it did under the British common law.
Two people who declare themselves married in front of two witnesses and then
consumate the marriage are married under RI law. No ceremony or officiating
officer of the clergy or state is necessary.
Post by MathWhiz
* Exercising any labor, business, or work, or using any game,
sport, play, or recreation, or causing any of the above to be done to
or by your children, servants, or apprentices on the first day of the
week (Sunday) results in a penalty of $5 for the first offense and $10
for the second.
This has been repealed and/or modified by subsequent laws.
Post by MathWhiz
* In Providence, Rhode Island it is illegal to sell toothpaste and
a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday.
Also repealed
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* In Newport, Rhode Island it is illegal to smoke from a pipe
after sunset.
Repealed
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* In Scituate, Rhode Island it is illegal to keep a flock of
chickens in your motorhome if you live in a trailer park.
I doubt trailer parks are zoned for farm animals anyway, so this makes
sense. Seems like someone tried to get around the law by keeping them inside
the trailer.
Post by MathWhiz
* Impersonating a town sealer, auctioneer, corder of wood, or a
fence-viewer is against the law. Penalty: $20 to $100 fine.
Impersonating any town official is wrong.
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* It is considered an offense to throw pickle juice on a trolley.
Is this a tracked or trackless trolly?
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* It is illegal to challenge someone to a duel, or accept a duel,
even it it is never actually fought. Penalty: Imprisonment for one to
seven years.
New York had this law years ago, that's why that dumb ass Alexander Hamilton
had to row to New Jersey to get legally shot in a duel by Aaron Burr.
Post by MathWhiz
* It is illegal to coast downhill in your car with your
transmission in neutral, or with the clutch disengaged.
This makes sense because one has less control of a several thousand pounds
vehicle when in neutral.
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* It is illegal to place a windmill within twenty-five (25) rods
of any traveled street or road.
Well there's 4 rods to a chain and twenty to a furlong. That makes a rod 16
and a half feet. So a windmill must be 412 and a half feet from a road. This
seems a reasonable setback considering how far the blades can fly if they
break off in a high wind. Why do you think this foolish?
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* It's a misdemeanor to keep more than 11 inoperable vehicles in
front of a house.
And thank God it is!
This has been supplanted by local ordinance. Most cities and towns do not
allow unregistered vehicles at all on property that is not zoned for repair
or junking of them.
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* Professional sports, except ice polo and hockey, must obtain a
license to play games on Sunday.
I'm sure this is routinely ignored if not replealed.
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* Providence There is not an appeals process for exemption of
property tax due to a disability or poverty.
Just 'cause you're poor is no reason to not pay tax. This is a greed based
culture, not a charity based culture.

It is illegal to wear
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transparent clothing.
Good, I don't want to see naked people under plastic! This had to be enacted
because people used to get around the naked in public laws by wearing
plastic clothing because the law only required clothing and did not specify
what it was to be made of.

You may not sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to
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the same customer on a Sunday.
You're repeating yourself.
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* Riding a horse over any public highway for the purpose of
racing, or testing the speed of the horse is illegal. Penalty: Maximum
$20 fine and imprisonment for 10 days.
Same as for cars! What's wrong with this?
Post by MathWhiz
* This state still prohibits unmarried people from having sex
under any circumstances. However, if caught, the lovers are both fined
only 10 dollars
Repealed
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* West Warwick It is illegal to use water on even-numbered days
for the sole purpose of watering plants, gardens, or lawns. If you
break this law there is a fine of $25-$100.
This applies during a declared water shortage I am sure.
Edwin I
2007-02-04 06:16:57 UTC
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In Boston one still needs a prescription to take a bath, but no one gets
one!
Post by MathWhiz
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* Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic
is null and void.
* Exercising any labor, business, or work, or using any game,
sport, play, or recreation, or causing any of the above to be done to
or by your children, servants, or apprentices on the first day of the
week (Sunday) results in a penalty of $5 for the first offense and $10
for the second.
* In Providence, Rhode Island it is illegal to sell toothpaste and
a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday.
* In Newport, Rhode Island it is illegal to smoke from a pipe
after sunset.
* In Scituate, Rhode Island it is illegal to keep a flock of
chickens in your motorhome if you live in a trailer park.
* Impersonating a town sealer, auctioneer, corder of wood, or a
fence-viewer is against the law. Penalty: $20 to $100 fine.
* It is considered an offense to throw pickle juice on a trolley.
* It is illegal to challenge someone to a duel, or accept a duel,
even it it is never actually fought. Penalty: Imprisonment for one to
seven years.
* It is illegal to coast downhill in your car with your
transmission in neutral, or with the clutch disengaged.
* It is illegal to place a windmill within twenty-five (25) rods
of any traveled street or road.
* It's a misdemeanor to keep more than 11 inoperable vehicles in
front of a house.
* Professional sports, except ice polo and hockey, must obtain a
license to play games on Sunday.
* Providence There is not an appeals process for exemption of
property tax due to a disability or poverty. It is illegal to wear
transparent clothing. You may not sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to
the same customer on a Sunday.
* Riding a horse over any public highway for the purpose of
racing, or testing the speed of the horse is illegal. Penalty: Maximum
$20 fine and imprisonment for 10 days.
* This state still prohibits unmarried people from having sex
under any circumstances. However, if caught, the lovers are both fined
only 10 dollars
* West Warwick It is illegal to use water on even-numbered days
for the sole purpose of watering plants, gardens, or lawns. If you
break this law there is a fine of $25-$100.
M
2007-02-09 21:11:14 UTC
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Post by MathWhiz
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* Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic
is null and void.
that means I am single ladies...lol
CB
2007-02-09 21:19:26 UTC
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Post by M
Post by MathWhiz
* Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic
is null and void.
that means I am single ladies...lol
Since anyone who gets married is an idiot... that means by default all
marriages are null and void.

-CB

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