Uh, I guess we live in parallel realities, Z.
You wrote, "And the food was mediocre, at best. The greasy (and I mean
greasy!) clam
cakes stand out in my mind."
I thought your opinion was that the clamcakes were pretty good, so we
ordered a whole bag of them to take to a certain someone who professed
to loathe George's and love Champlin's, and we told him they were from
Champlin's as a scam, and he never let on that he suspected anything
other than Champlin's clamcakes were what he was eating.
He never posts here anymore. Maybe we killed him <s>
I'm seeing FF pretty soon... I'll ask her how she remembers this
event.
I remember the cakes being hot, golden, crispy outside and light on the
inside, not heavy (heavy and greasy known as "sinkers"), and pretty
good, but a little salty; I only ate some of the dough and picked out
the clams because I was dieting.
I like the fact that they have RI (that is clear clam broth) chowder
there at George's. And when I make chowder at home, I make it clear
for myself, and add light cream to part of it to make NE style for Dan,
so I can't quite understand why anyone (pla) is horrified at the notion
of adding half and half to clear chowder, seeing as that is half milk
and half light cream. Of course, I don't pour it in as an
afterthought; it's simmered for a while. How do other people make NE
style? BTW, the only really horrible NE chowder (so it was called) I
ever had was in San Francisco. Gross. It must be thickened with white
flour or corn starch. <bleah>
Anyway, I've had good and bad meals at George's, the worst last year
around Aug., and I didn't order fried anything at that time. The
service and meal really sucked. I had a really piss-poor meal at
Champlin's once and I was embarassed at having taken my nephew there.
We had a lobster dinner with poor service and the food was totally
forgetable. I remember being very apologetic.
As far as mounds of deep-fried white flour coated (most likely frozen
or canned and not fresh as they would like us to beleive) clams or
white fish go, sometimes they are fried right and sometimes not, at any
place. Try Gentleman Farmer or Middle of Nowhere restaurants for
Friday night fried fish.
The waiting line at Champlin's works on a psychological level. You see
people waiting outside in nice weather enjoying the seaside atmosphere,
and line climbs upward like a stairway to heaven, and around the porch,
and you figure this place must really be gooo-oood! And eventually you
come to a glorified clam shack counter service and have to wait some
more for your food, and you eat it on a rarely clean porch wherever you
can find a place that's not too messy.."Mmmm. mmm! Now THAT'S what I'm
talkin' about! That's good eatin" RI style!" It isn't any better than
Iggy's in Oakland Beach, IMNSHO. Actually, Iggy's might be better on a
good day. Anyway, Champlin's gets you because you buy into the
anticipation and perception of it being so popular, and if you're
really hungry, you stay in the line for an unreasonable length of time
because you figure all these people must come here 'cause it's good,
and you really don't feel like getting out of line and trying another
place where the wait is probably long also anyway. You can have the
same outdoor picnic wait in line and sit on ketchup experience at
George's outside or go sit down inside and feel like you are out to
dinner. If there's a nice dining area at Champlin's I didn't see it.
The food and service is a crapshoot anywhere on the waterfront in
tourist season if the staff, including the cooks, are seasonal.
Newport probably has more consistency with the food served in the
year-round spots on the waterfront. I remember Christie's as good, but
I am talking a whole different kind of place.
I'd be willing to do a George's vs Champlin's taste test with people on
this list. I'm a glutton.
M.